View high resolution

(604): I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.

(604): And then someone hit me with a pool cue

View high resolution

(270): I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.

View high resolution

(914): DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD

View high resolution

(707): I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day

(408): Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry

View high resolution

(417): So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?

View high resolution

(510): I don’t know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard

(1-510): Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.

View high resolution

(949): I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.

View high resolution

(903): EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT

View high resolution

(734): Ugh he’s so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him

View high resolution

(307) I would like to dedicate my cray behaviour this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally efff’ed with my life.