(607): Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
(239): gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don’t kill me.
(314): I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
(613): It’s like god touched my soul and said ‘you will be great in bed’
(703): Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren’t good for each other
(347): In either case, seeing now as it’s basically two couples, unless we’re planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn’t going to work out so well.
(205): It’s like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.