(607): Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
(203): Im invoking the “no judgements” clause of our friendship.
(1-203): My god, what have you done?
(408): Pretty sure I’m going to hell because of our friendship
(817): Last one there wins
(619): Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
(828): Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
(206): The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
(214): She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
(612): no, I’m not a lesbian.. I just really want to fuck you while drinking, that’s normal in a friendship.