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(203): Im invoking the “no judgements” clause of our friendship.

(1-203): My god, what have you done?

(917): Come now. I’m bloody but I’ll give you the best fuck of your life.

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(408): Pretty sure I’m going to hell because of our friendship

(817): Last one there wins

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(619): Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.

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(828): Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..

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(206): The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.

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(214): She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.

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(612): no, I’m not a lesbian.. I just really want to fuck you while drinking, that’s normal in a friendship.

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(519): and by charming I mean he has a horse cock

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(609): My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance