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(757): Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.

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(912): Def just hooked up with my brother’s senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?

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(901): He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I’m like the sickly poster child for celibacy.

(401): How’s your threesome situation going?

(1-401): Optimistic

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(419): He’s asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?

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(+44): Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all “maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis.”

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(321) The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina’s prayers.

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(734): Does it really count as two different guys if they’re brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.